HACKED!™ (USB Flash Drive)
the OH! *#% flash drive. You can find it for 35.98$ at Amazon.com.
TABLE SAW™
carve the cake, cross-cut the lettuce. You can find Fred Table Saw for $7.99 at Amazon.com.
WINESTEIN™
a beer-lover’s wine glass or a wine-lover’s beer glass?
MURDER, INK™
deadly serious sticky notes
INSET™
a perfect pair of salad servers
PORT-A-PINT™
the anytime anywhere beer glass
HOW TIE™
instructions included
TO-DO TATTOO™
the perfect solution for your shoddy short-term memory
LOADED!™
(Fred via boredpanda)
it’s all about the benjamins
Feeling a little cash poor these days? Not to worry, you can at least look like you’re Loaded
with this full-color printed wallet. Satin-lined interior with lots of
pockets for all your credit cards. No animals harmed, individual
giftboxes.
EAR RING™
it’s a key ring
PLEASE HOLD™
the handy handset for your hand-held phone
REVENGE!™
20 ways to calm down your noisy neighbors
Ah, Revenge is sweet,
especially when extracted from your annoyingly loud neighbors! This CD
features some really disturbing noises…unforgettable tracks like Unhappy
Dog, the agonizing squeal of Violin Practice, and the exquisitely
excruciating din of House Party. So, don the handy earplugs that we’ve
thoughtfully included, crank up the volume, and give your neighbors a
taste of their own medicine.
BEER BELLY™
the fun way to get waisted!
HELP!™
the drain stopper drowning in charm
SHOWER MIC™
sing in the shooOOOOoower
BLACK BARS™
instant anonymity
FINGERFOOD™
ultimate party multi-tasking
LIGHT BITES™
they’re candles with handles
PICK YOUR NOSE™
party cups with personality
PICK YOUR NOSE™ PARTY ANIMALS
turn your nose into something WILD
LIT™
happy doobie to you. You can find Lit Candles… Happy Doobie to You for $6.50 at Amazon.com.
FROZEN SMILES™
not your grandfather’s ice tray. You can find Fred Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray for $5.48 at Amazon.com.
COOL JAZZ™
freeze, stir, and chill. You can find Fred Cool Jazz Ice Cube Tray for $7.50 at Amazon.com.
POUND™
wood you like a snack?
Turn your party into a hard hat zone
with these ten-penny party picks. Perfectly suited for driving into your
cheese cubes and “manning up” your martini. The finishing touch is our
wood grain caddy made from food-safe foam with a weighted base.
You can find Fred and Friends Pound for $9.06 at Amazon.com.
500XL™
bigger, better, louder, cooler
You can find 500XL Giant Earbud Speakers for $39.99 at Amazon
TALK TO THE HAND™
palm-sized sticky notes
TALK BUBBLE™
conversational paperclips
TOASTED NOTES™
the hot buttered desk accessory!
DELETE™
there’s no esc for flies!
TOOTHPICKUP™
it’s where to park your picks
OH, SNAP!™
finally, someone’s built a cheddar mousetrap. You can find Fred and Friends Oh Snap Cheese Cutter for $17.99 at Amazon.com.
CALF & HALF™
the udderly irresistible creamer
SMILE!™(With its built-in mirror)
quick…is there anything stuck in my teeth?
It’s always important to always look
your best, especially at the dinner table. So, between appetizer and
entree, sneak a peek at Smile! and banish that telltale spinach. With its built-in mirror, you’ll eat, drink and be pretty.
ZING!™
launch your lunch
Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with
your food. But hey – sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now
there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal – load up a
particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded
handle, and watch your food take flight. Zing!
OUCH!™
the voodoo doll toothpick holder. You can find Fred Toothpick Holder, Ouch Gray for $9.00 at Amazon.com.
HOPSIDE DOWN™
viva la longneck! You can find Fred and Friends Hopside Down for $18.99 at Amazon.com.
FOOT IN THE DOOR™
(Fred via boredpanda)
we ALL need a foot in the door
SCREWED UP™
four macho fridge magnets. You can find Fred and Friends Screwed Up for $6.00 at Amazon.com
FEET FIRST : YOU ARE HERE™
they really make an entrance
ONE MAN SHY™
another bright idea from Mr. P
MIX STIX™
(Fred via boredpanda)
keepin’ rythym in the kitchen
PIZZA BOSS 3000™
EVIDENCE™
forensics for the kitchen. You can find Fred and Friends Evidence Knife at Amazon.com for $15.
TWIST & SPOUT™
(Fred via boredpanda)
here is my handle, here is my spout
SPOON REST™
cradle your ladle
FILL’ER UP™
saving for a full tank
The economy may be tanking, but you
don’t have to. Put a few coins aside for a rainy day and watch the gauge
inch its way upward. Before you know it, you’ll have a full tank! Each Fill’er Up bank is wrapped in a printed plastic sleeve for display.
BANK JOB™
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